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3/19/2024

American Football

Hello, and welcome to my second blog post.

I wanted to give some insights to football as a cornerback. Don't get too mad at me, because I'm still learning. First off, as a corner you need to remember to keep you're hips low and ready to spring wherever is needed. This is the number one responsibility of a corner.

Second, you need to make sure you're looking at the recievers inside hip, unless you're responsibility tells you to bring everything inside, then that causes you to switch to taking away the outside hip.

Third, once you get that inside hip stick with it and don't let him get back inside. Also, while sticking with hip if you plan on looking back towards the ball make sure that you keep you're inside hand on him.

Finally, once the ball is released in you're direction, make sure to use you're outside hand to try to block the ball and you're inside hand to tackle the reciever just in case he catches it. Make sure to wait until the ball is about to hit his hands.

3/18/2024

Jokes

Jokes, since this is my first post I'll start off with some dad jokes, so we get off on a good start.
Also, please don't judge. I know a few of these are cringe, but most of them are fine.

My favorite jokes are dad jokes and here's why. Y
Why was the computer teacher scared? She saw a mouse.
What do you say to someone if they ask why you failed Math? It was too problematic.
What do you call a 12 inch tall king? A ruler.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken.
Why did the espresso call the police? It got mugged.
What do you call a ballet dancer who can make 3's on the basketball court? A BALLER-ina.